{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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